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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

3 Limericks - 1996

english assignment - junior year of high school.

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There once was a guy named Ben
Who owned a cute little hen
One day he sat on her
Which made her holler
So the hen ran away a Wren


A whale is a big old thing
Which hurts my ears when it sings
It's so high pitched
It makes me itch
So I went and bought it some earrings


Eating cheetos may well suffice you
Or burritos may actually entice you
Curds and whey
I eat all day
Spending the night in the bathroom

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